Why did the

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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