- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

JUST KIDDING^

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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