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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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