- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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