Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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gay pom...

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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