What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the deal with brown?

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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