A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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