Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Ben Corbishley

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Click here to end the world.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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