- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A blind man walks into a wall.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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