Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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THE GAME.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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