- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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