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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

homosexuals are gay

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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