what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

womens rights.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

homosexuals are gay

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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