- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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