- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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