Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Women's rights.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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