Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Mullets

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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