Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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