I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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