- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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