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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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