If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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brittney griner

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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vitamin c

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retard

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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