- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A French man gets into a fight

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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