Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Women's rights

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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