http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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