A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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weston cage

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Joke

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Knock knock

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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