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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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watch me nae nae

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Roses are red.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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