Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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He walked in a bar

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boobs.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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think twice or at least think

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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