Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

I'm hungry.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

hey John will you make some copies

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Poop!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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