Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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