- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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