- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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