- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A chicken walks into a barn.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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