what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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