I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So does Blake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

women's rights.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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