- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Keanu Reaves

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Women's Rights Movement

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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