You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

pee

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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