Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Donald Trump

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

black chicken. kfc

gabbi nunez ;)

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How come anti jokes r funny

anti-joke.ru - russian style

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A French man gets into a fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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