Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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whos district champs not JM

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Hail Heetluh

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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69

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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