What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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