two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What's a joke? Funny

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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