why was 6 afraid of 7?

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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