- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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