Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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