I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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