- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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