- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Getting up for a black person on a buss

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??