You and your parents are going to die today

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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pull my finger (farts)

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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