why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Jake. Walsh.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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