Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Justin Bieber

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Your Mother

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

hi joshua

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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