Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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