Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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arena football

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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2 Penises

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Anti Joke

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