What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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