Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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canadians

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YOU

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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