What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

I dont have a girlfriend

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

i am writing this because i felt like it.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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