Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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mark is religion

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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knock knock whos their a person

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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