- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Christianity

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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