A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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