Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Christians pornstars.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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