Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A train poops its pants.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit