Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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learn. advance!

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30cm = 0,3meters

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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