- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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