If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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nice tits.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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