whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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i hate black people

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What happen? Idk...

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

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