- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

God wrote this joke.................................

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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