- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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