- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Poop...

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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