- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

PSN IS UP

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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