i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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your life

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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