A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

boys

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Refrigerator

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

feminists.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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