There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Women's Rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Anthony sucks

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