- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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