What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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