- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I grunt when I poop.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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