Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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