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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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