- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

No soap radio

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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