What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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homosexuals are gay

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Dance is a sport

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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