A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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im not food

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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tommy is retared

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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