Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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