- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

YOLO

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

troll----> hahaha---->

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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