- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Y u do dis?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does two plus two equal? 4

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

destiny

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??