What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Barbara Streisand

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Black people

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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