- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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