- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What did david give back? Nothing.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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