- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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