How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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