- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

One below was by me: Walter H

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

If i open this door you can go trough it

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