What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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