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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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