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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

If i open this door you can go trough it

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

One below was by me: Walter H

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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