A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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