- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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