what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

politically correct!

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

A person from Singapore eats

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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