- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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