- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

politically correct!

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A person from Singapore eats

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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