- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

shut up kobe!

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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