How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

YES! EXACTLY!

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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