why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

once you go black your credit goes wack

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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