Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Justin Beiber

womens rights

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

potatoes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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