What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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