"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Knock knock come in.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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